Not that you can’t wear these shirts whenever or wherever you really want to,
it's just that Biggah Mo Bettah was never intended to wear to your next sensitivity meeting. It wasn’t meant to be worn to yoga class or Linens & Things. Nah, that’s what all the other pantywaist apparel lines that any limpwrist can buy at the mall are for. But, if that’s the kind of crap you’re looking for, then just do us both a favor and stop reading right now. I mean it. Just stop! Go ahead and log on to: www.sissywear.com or www.wimpwear.com or some other mild mannered wussyboy nonsense. Biggah Mo Bettah is definitely NOT for you!

This HUNKY-WEAR was designed by BIG Hawaiian Men. Tough guys who know their way around a buffet table. They also know how to design and produce attitude-wear that serves the needs of the BIG man. The guy that cheats death on a daily basis. At Biggah Mo Bettah, we didn’t even consider superfluous fancy boy considerations like pastel colors, miracle fibers or ecologically correct fabrics. Hell, real men don’t even know what miracle fiber is! They think and dress in BLACK & WHITE!!!

Biggah Mo Bettah comes with the things that every testosterone-fueled super action junkie needs. Things like CHOKE ATTITUDE, CHOKE STYLE and plenty CHOKE SIZING!!! You’re gonna find that the entire Biggah Mo Bettah line is designed, printed and proudly worn by BIG HAWAIIAN HELLCATS from the island-Kick Ass!

Now, check em out! Not only are these industrial strength 100% "Pre-Shrunk" cotton shirts good looking, they come with MAXIMUM VOLUME SIZING!!! Yup, there's nothing wimpy about Biggah Mo Bettah. The smallest size we offer is XL and go right through to XXXXXL!!! Need something Mo Biggah??? Just let us know and we can take CUSTOM ORDERS on shirts up to 8XL. What could be mo biggah or mo bettah? The generous “Big Fella” sizing, the strong graphics and the catchy phrases will let everyone that sees you know that you’ve arrived and you’re bigger than life!

Design ONE:  BIG IS BACK!

After years of being looked at, laughed at and considered Freaks of Nature by too many limp-wrist, skin & bones knuckleheads and sprouts eating health nuts.......BIG IS BACK! We know who we are and now it's time to stand up and proudly announce that big is DEFINITELY back.

Design TWO:  HAWAIIAN HOMELAND SECURITY

For too many years, the Hawaiian Islands have been over-run by Marauding invaders from the mainland, Japan and other points world wide. While we don't have too many issues with visitors (as long as they go back home), every once in a while some Jack-Hole will be heard saying something like: "You know, in California we don't do it this way". No you don't buddy, and that's probably why you're no longer in California!

Sometimes people have to be reminded just what ALOHA is all about. Sometimes a simple request or suggestion works nicely and sometimes, it takes a full roundhouse kick to the throat to let these folks know that they're out of line. Either way, it's the responsibility of the HAWAIIAN HOMELAND SECURITY TEAM to remind people what the real meaning of ALOHA is.

Design THREE:  BIGGAH MO BETTAH

Are you the BIGGAH KINE???  Go look in the mirror. What do you see? If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris/Incredible Hulk stunt double, who lives life in the RED ZONE and on his own terms, then you need Biggah Mo Bettah.

Our logo design shirt is one of our most popular and definitely says it all...BIGGAH MO BETTAH (Mainland translation: Bigger is much Better!). So, say it loud, I'M BIG AND I'M PROUD!!!

Design FOUR:  BMB

INITIALLY SPEAKING.... If you think BMB stands for Bad Mutha Buggah....Well, I guess it could but, guess again. If you like our BIGGAH MO BETTAH logo, you'll love our stylized "INITIAL" logo. The BMB brand is a local thing that's popping up all over the Hawaiian Islands and if it's good enough to plaster on bathroom walls, stop signs and the back of police cruisers then it ought to look great on your back!

So whether you’re a rider on the storm or you just walk the line, then this shirt is for you. If you've ever knocked back a 6-pack of beer for breakfast and six more for dessert, then this shirt is for you. If the wimp-assed manager at the "All You Can Eat" restaurant has asked you to leave after you've polished off only 6 or 7 full plates of food, then this shirt is for you. No matter your story, if you simply consider yourself a BMF or if you just love to keep em' wondering WTF BMB means, then this shirt is for you.

Design FIVE:  I’M BIG ON HAWAIIAN CHICKS

I’ll take Hawaiian Chicks for $800 Trebek.
Who knows more about Hawaiian Chicks than the BIG BOYS at Biggah Mo Bettah? Yup....Large ones, small ones, fat ones tall ones short ones thin ones, brown ones....Crazy ones!

Any way they come, let em’ know you’re BIG on all of em’ but especially, the Hawaiian chicks!

This shirt salutes ALL Hawaiian Chicks and those who’d like to be Hawaiian for a night with our impressive “I’M BIG ON HAWAIIAN CHICKS!” shirt. It works EVERY time!

Design SIX:  HEAVY HITTAH!

WARNING!!! If you see ANYONE wearing one of our HEAVY HITTAH shirts and you don’t show the right level of respect or just plain old get the hell out of the way, your action or lack thereof, is liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah it’ll hurt! So, BE WARNED and BEWARE because after tangling with someone wearing Biggah Mo Bettah, you probably won’t be the prettiest guy at the next C&K concert!!! You’ve been warned!

Design SEVEN:  OVAH BUILT IN HAWAII

This shirt pretty much speaks for itself.

If you knock back a 6-pack of beer for breakfast and six more for dessert, then this shirt is for you. If you’re one HUGE, indestructible guy who isn’t going to be too bothered about a little scratch, from a 9mm handgun or a chainsaw or if you can eat an entire Costco sized tub of Madame Pele’s Super Hot Lava Salsa in 10 minutes without having your eyes well up in tears like mine would, then this shirt is for you because you’re one OVAH BUILT GUY from HAWAII.

If you don’t get it, we’re not going to explain it.

Lets be up front!

All of the great BIGGAH designs you seen above are printed on the BACKS of these 100% PRE-SHRUNK COTTON shirts. So, what's on the front of these MONSTAHS???

All of our shirts feature our Biggah Mo Bettah ISLANDS logo. It has the Hawaiian Island chain sweeping right over the Biggah Mo Bettah type. They look great and lets EVERYONE know that...Biggah really is Mo Bettah!