Biggah Mo Bettah comes with the things
that every testosterone-fueled super action junkie needs! Available in
sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL and XXXXXXL.
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The Biggah Mo Bettah ONLINE store is now open for business! SEND a little MONEY...
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...GET some big STUFF!
Life is short. Live it BIG!
So, lets start off right now, by saying that Biggah Mo Bettah apparel is available for purchase to only the gnarliest guys on the planet. If it were possible for an apparel line to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, Biggah Mo Betttah would look like The Rock, Mr. “T”, the Terminator, George Foreman, and yup...John Wayne all rolled into one AMAZING guy! It is just that gnarly.
All Biggah Mo Bettah shirts feature:
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- 6.1 oz per sq yd
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- Available in XL - 5XL
It just doesn't get mo biggah or mo bettah than this!
So, lets start off right now, by saying that Biggah Mo Bettah apparel is available for purchase to only the gnarliest guys on the planet. If it were possible for an apparel line to sprout chest hair and a five o’clock shadow, Biggah Mo Betttah would look like The Rock, Mr. “T”, the Terminator, George Foreman, and yup...John Wayne all rolled into one AMAZING guy! It is just that gnarly.
All Biggah Mo Bettah shirts feature:
- 100% cotton preshrunk jersey
- 6.1 oz per sq yd
- Seamless double needle 7/8" collar
- Taped neck and shoulders
- Double needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- Available in XL - 5XL
It just doesn't get mo biggah or mo bettah than this!
| BIG IS BACK! | |
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After years of being looked at, laughed at and considered Freaks of Nature by too many limp-wrist, skin & bones knuckleheads and sprouts eating health nuts.......BIG IS BACK! We know who we are and now it's time to stand up and proudly announce that big is DEFINITELY back.
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| HAWAIIAN HOMELAND SECURITY | |
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For too many years, the Hawaiian Islands have been over-run by Marauding invaders from the mainland, Japan and other points world wide. While we don't have too many issues with visitors (as long as they go back home), every once in a while some Jack-Hole will be heard saying something like: "You know, in California we don't do it this way". No you don't buddy, and that's probably why you're no longer in California! Sometimes people have to be reminded just what ALOHA is all about. Sometimes a simple request or suggestion works nicely and sometimes, it takes a full roundhouse kick to the throat to let these folks know that they're out of line. Either way, it's the responsibility of the HAWAIIAN HOMELAND SECURITY TEAM to remind people what the real meaning of ALOHA is. |
| BIGGAH MO BETTAH | |
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Are you the BIGGAH KINE??? Go look in the mirror. What do you see? If it’s a rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho Chuck Norris/Incredible Hulk stunt double, who lives life in the RED ZONE and on his own terms, then you need Biggah Mo Bettah. Our logo design shirt is one of our most popular and definitely says it all...BIGGAH MO BETTAH (Mainland translation: Bigger is much Better!). So, say it loud, I'M BIG AND I'M PROUD!!! |
| OVAH BUILT IN HAWAII (built to last!) | |
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This shirt pretty much speaks for itself.
If you knock back a 6-pack of beer for breakfast and six more for dessert, then this shirt is for you. If you’re one HUGE, indestructible guy who isn’t going to be too bothered about a little scratch, from a 9mm handgun or a screaming chainsaw or, if you can eat an entire Costco sized tub of Madame Pele’s Super Hot Lava Salsa in 5 minutes without having your eyes well up in tears (like mine are right now just thinking about this CrAzY stunt), then this shirt is for you because, you’re one OVAH BUILT GUY!!! If you don’t get it, we can’t explain it to you so......Move on wimp! |
| HEAVY HITTAH! | |
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WARNING!!! If you see ANYONE wearing one of our HEAVY HITTAH shirts and you don’t show the right level of respect or just plain old get the hell out of the way, your action or lack thereof, is liable to earn you a Burmese-roundhouse-sphincter-kick with a follow up three fingered eye-jab. Would it hurt? Hell yeah it’ll hurt! So, BE WARNED and BEWARE because after tangling with someone wearing a HEAVY HITTAH shirt from Biggah Mo Bettah, you probably won’t be the prettiest guy at the next Jimmy Buffet concert!!! You’ve been warned, Parrothead!
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| I’M BIG ON HAWAIIAN CHICKS | |
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Okay Alex. I’ll take Hawaiian Chicks for $800.
So, who knows more about Hawaiian Chicks than the BIG BOYS at Biggah Mo Bettah? Nobody! Yup, we know em’ and we love em’ all. Large ones, small ones, fat ones, tall ones, short ones, thin ones, brown ones....Crazy ones! Any way they come, let em’ know you’re BIG on all of em’ but especially, the Hawaiian chicks! This shirt salutes ALL Hawaiian Chicks (and those who’d like to be Hawaiian for a night) with our impressive “I’M BIG ON HAWAIIAN CHICKS!” shirt. It works EVERY time! |
Lets be up front!
All of the great BIGGAH designs you seen above are printed on the BACKS of these 100% PRE-SHRUNK COTTON shirts. So, what's on the front of these MONSTAHS???
All of our shirts feature our Biggah Mo Bettah ISLANDS logo. It has the Hawaiian Island chain sweeping right over the Biggah Mo Bettah type. They look great and lets EVERYONE know that...Biggah really is Mo Bettah!
