Biggah Mo Bettah comes with the things
that every testosterone-fueled super action junkie needs! Available in
sizes: XL, XXL, XXXL, XXXXL, XXXXXL and XXXXXXL.
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Shirts, Onesies and Bibs,
Only: $12. each!!!!
Only: $12. each!!!!
Now, you’re NOT gonna find this stuff at Nordstron or Neiman-Marcus.......Nah! That’s where you’ll find all the other pantywaist kid’s apparel lines that any Mini-Me can buy. But, if that’s the kind of junk you’re looking for, then just do us all a huge favor and stop reading right now because Half Pint Hawaiian Keiki Wear from Biggah Mo Bettah is definitely NOT for you or your keiki!
T-Shirt | Onesies | Bibs
| DADDY'S MONSTAH | |
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WARNING!!! If you see ANY keiki wearing one of our DADDY’S MONSTAH T-Shirts and you’re not on your toes. Your action or lack thereof, is liable to earn you a load of regurgitated Gerbers Strained Carrots right on the front of your brand new Tommy Bahama shirt, slacks and Ferragamo shoes. Would it burn? Hell yeah it’ll burn! And stink too!!! So, BE WARNED and BEWARE because after tangling with someone wearing Half Pint Hawaiian Keiki Wear from Biggah Mo Bettah, you probably won’t be the prettiest guy at the next Hannah Montana concert!!! You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| I'm BIG ON 100% Hawaiian Milk (Good to the last drop) | |
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So, if your kid knocks back a gallon of Mother’s milk for breakfast and another gallon for dessert (after all, Mom does have two milkers!), then this T-Shirt is for your kid! If Mom is having trouble keeping up with Junior after he’s polished off the equivalent of 9 gallons of Mother’s Milk in an afternoon, then this T-Shirt is for your kid. No matter your story, if you simply consider yourself a Great Dad, Uncle, friend or, if you and your kid just love milk, milk products or Mom’s milkers, then this T-Shirts is for your keiki AND, for you! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| HALF PINT HAWAIIAN | |
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Our logo design T-Shirt is one of our most popular and definitely says it all...HALF PINT HAWAIIAN (Mainland translation: HALF PINT HAWAIIAN!). So, say it loud, I’M A HALF PINT HAWAIIAN BUT NEXT WEEK, I MAY BE A FULL PINT. THE WEEK AFTER, I EXPECT TO BE A FULL QUART AND NEXT MONTH, I SHOULD BE IN THE GALLON CLUB!!! LOOK OUT!!!! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| Biggah Mo Bettah | |
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Is your keiki the BIGGAH KINE??? Go look in the crib. What do you see? If it’s a
rugged, no holds barred, super brute he-man macho, mini version of a Chuck
Norris/Incredible Hulk stunt double, who lives his young life in the RED ZONE and
on his own terms, then your little buggah needs Genuine, Biggah Mo Bettah. Enough said! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| I still live with my parents | |
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Alright, let me start off by saying that I roll with the big guys. Yup...I’m rolling sweet in my custom buggy. I work out everyday. You don’t get a body like this just by drinking three or four gallons every day! I’ve got ALL the right clothes, shoes, shades and plenty of cash and...Uh...Okay...Alright...Yes, I still live with my parents but, it’s just to help them out. you know, they aren’t getting any younger! Biggah Mo Bettah Keiki Wear is available for purchase to only the gnarliest kids on the planet....Even if they do still live with their parents. Can we move on to another subject now? Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| I’m so happy, I could S#*T! | |
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At first, my parents, their friends and my new family were poking, smiling and making funny sounds and faces at me. I always tried to meet their unusual, condescending behavior with a wink and a smile. Hell, I even managed to stay positive when ugly Auntie Viola insisted on kissing me with those over-painted lips and breath that smelled like she had just polished off a Triple-Decker Turd Burger (I’m sure she asked them to hold the onions so her breath wouldn’t stink....Whew!)!!! Now, I believe that things happen for a reason so, when old Auntie Viola decided to try kissing me once too many times, I thought, “Alright Vi, get a load of this!” And that was how it started.......I’m so happy, I could S#*T! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| CEREAL KILLER | |
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WARNING!!! If you see a keiki wearing this CEREAL KILLER T-Shirt, HIDE THE FOOD! ALL THE FOOD!!! If your keiki stalks the house to kill yet another bowl of Gerbers Baby Cereal or an entire box of Sugar Frosted Flakes (Which by the way are, GRRRRRRREAT!) then this T-Shirt is perfect for that little bundle of hungry joy! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| SPIT HAPPENS! | |
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Ever think about being on The Fear Factor? Well, if you see a keiki wearing this T-Shirt, RUN!!!!!! Or at least, bust out your umbrella or your raincoat and galoshes (and preferably, all three) QUICKLY because this buggah is not just gonna SAY IT. He’s gonna SPRAY IT!!! The idea is to avoid getting hit by any errant spit, food or goo that babies are so famous for slinging at innocent victims. You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in sizes 2T/3T and 4T |
| DADDY'S MONSTAH | |
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WARNING!!! If you see ANY keiki wearing one of our DADDY’S MONSTAH Onesies and you’re not on your toes. Your action or lack thereof, is liable to earn you a load of regurgitated Gerbers Strained Carrots right on the front of your brand new Tommy Bahama shirt, slacks and Ferragamo shoes. Would it burn? Hell yeah it’ll burn! And stink too!!! So, BE WARNED and BEWARE because after tangling with someone wearing Half Pint Hawaiian Keiki Wear from Biggah Mo Bettah, you probably won’t be the prettiest guy at the next Hannah Montana concert!!! You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| I'm BIG ON 100% Hawaiian Milk (Good to the last drop) | |
|
So, if your kid knocks back a gallon of Mother’s milk for breakfast and another gallon for dessert (after all, Mom does have two milkers!), then this Onesie is for your kid! If Mom is having trouble keeping up with Junior after he’s polished off the equivalent of 9 gallons of Mother’s Milk in an afternoon, then this Onesie is for your kid. No matter your story, if you simply consider yourself a Great Dad, Uncle, friend or, if you and your kid just love milk, milk products or Mom’s milkers, then this Onesie is for your keiki AND, for you! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| HALF PINT HAWAIIAN | |
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Our logo design Onesie is one of our most popular and definitely says it all...HALF PINT HAWAIIAN (Mainland translation: HALF PINT HAWAIIAN!). So, say it loud, I’M A HALF PINT HAWAIIAN BUT NEXT WEEK, I MAY BE A FULL PINT. THE WEEK AFTER, I EXPECT TO BE A FULL QUART AND NEXT MONTH, I SHOULD BE IN THE GALLON CLUB!!! LOOK OUT!!!! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| I still live with my parents | |
|
Alright, let me start off by saying that I roll with the big guys. Yup...I’m rolling sweet in my custom buggy. I work out everyday. You don’t get a body like this just by drinking three or four gallons every day! I’ve got ALL the right clothes, shoes, shades and plenty of cash and...Uh...Okay...Alright...Yes, I still live with my parents but, it’s just to help them out. you know, they aren’t getting any younger! Biggah Mo Bettah Keiki Wear is available for purchase to only the gnarliest kids on the planet....Even if they do still live with their parents. Can we move on to another subject now? Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| I’m so happy, I could S#*T! | |
|
At first, my parents, their friends and my new family were poking, smiling and making funny sounds and faces at me. I always tried to meet their unusual, condescending behavior with a wink and a smile. Hell, I even managed to stay positive when ugly Auntie Viola insisted on kissing me with those over-painted lips and breath that smelled like she had just polished off a Triple-Decker Turd Burger (I’m sure she asked them to hold the onions so her breath wouldn’t stink....Whew!)!!! Now, I believe that things happen for a reason so, when old Auntie Viola decided to try kissing me once too many times, I thought, “Alright Vi, get a load of this!” And that was how it started.......I’m so happy, I could S#*T! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| CEREAL KILLER | |
 |
WARNING!!! If you see a keiki wearing this Onesie, HIDE THE FOOD! ALL THE FOOD!!! If your keiki stalks the house to kill yet another bowl of Gerbers Baby Cereal or an entire box of Sugar Frosted Flakes (Which by the way are, GRRRRRRREAT!) then this Onesie is perfect for that little bundle of hungry joy! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| SPIT HAPPENS! | |
|
Ever think about being on The Fear Factor? Well, if you see a keiki wearing this Onesie, RUN!!!!!! Or at least, bust out your umbrella or your raincoat and galoshes (and preferably, all three) QUICKLY because this buggah is not just gonna SAY IT. He’s gonna SPRAY IT!!! The idea is to avoid getting hit by any errant spit, food or goo that babies are so famous for slinging at innocent victims. You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in 8 sizes from Newborn to 3-T |
| DADDY'S MONSTAH | |
 |
WARNING!!! If you see ANY keiki wearing one of our DADDY’S MONSTAH bibs and you’re not on your toes. Your action or lack thereof, is liable to earn you a load of regurgitated Gerbers Strained Carrots right on the front of your brand new Tommy Bahama shirt, slacks and Ferragamo shoes. Would it burn? Hell yeah it’ll burn! And stink too!!! So, BE WARNED and BEWARE because after tangling with someone wearing Half Pint Hawaiian Keiki Wear from Biggah Mo Bettah, you probably won’t be the prettiest guy at the next Hannah Montana concert!!! You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| I'm BIG ON 100% Hawaiian Milk (Good to the last drop) | |
 |
So, if your kid knocks back a gallon of Mother’s milk for breakfast and another gallon for dessert (after all, Mom does have two milkers!), then this shirt is for your kid! If Mom is having trouble keeping up with Junior after he’s polished off the equivalent of 9 gallons of Mother’s Milk in an afternoon, then this shirt is for your kid. No matter your story, if you simply consider yourself a Great Dad, Uncle, friend or, if you and your kid just love milk, milk products or Mom’s milkers, then this shirt is for your keiki AND, for you! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| HALF PINT HAWAIIAN | |
 |
Our logo design shirt is one of our most popular and definitely says it all...HALF PINT HAWAIIAN (Mainland translation: HALF PINT HAWAIIAN!). So, say it loud, I’M A HALF PINT HAWAIIAN BUT NEXT WEEK, I MAY BE A FULL PINT. THE WEEK AFTER, I EXPECT TO BE A FULL QUART AND NEXT MONTH, I SHOULD BE IN THE GALLON CLUB!!! LOOK OUT!!!! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| I still live with my parents | |
 |
Alright, let me start off by saying that I roll with the big guys. Yup...I’m rolling sweet in my custom buggy. I work out everyday. You don’t get a body like this just by drinking three or four gallons every day! I’ve got ALL the right clothes, shoes, shades and plenty of cash and...Uh...Okay...Alright...Yes, I still live with my parents but, it’s just to help them out. you know, they aren’t getting any younger! Biggah Mo Bettah Keiki Wear is available for purchase to only the gnarliest kids on the planet....Even if they do still live with their parents. Can we move on to another subject now? Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| I’m so happy, I could S#*T! | |
 |
At first, my parents, their friends and my new family were poking, smiling and making funny sounds and faces at me. I always tried to meet their unusual, condescending behavior with a wink and a smile. Hell, I even managed to stay positive when ugly Auntie Viola insisted on kissing me with those over-painted lips and breath that smelled like she had just polished off a Triple-Decker Turd Burger (I’m sure she asked them to hold the onions so her breath wouldn’t stink....Whew!)!!! Now, I believe that things happen for a reason so, when old Auntie Viola decided to try kissing me once too many times, I thought, “Alright Vi, get a load of this!” And that was how it started.......I’m so happy, I could S#*T! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| CEREAL KILLER | |
 |
WARNING!!! If you see a keiki wearing this bib, HIDE THE FOOD! ALL THE FOOD!!! If your keiki stalks the house to kill yet another bowl of Gerbers Baby Cereal or an entire box of Sugar Frosted Flakes (Which by the way are, GRRRRRRREAT!) then this bib is perfect for that little bundle of hungry joy! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
| SPIT HAPPENS! | |
 |
Ever think about being on The Fear Factor? Well, if you see a keiki wearing this bib, RUN!!!!!! Or at least, bust out your umbrella or your raincoat and galoshes (and preferably, all three) QUICKLY because this buggah is not just gonna SAY IT. He’s gonna SPRAY IT!!! The idea is to avoid getting hit by any errant spit, food or goo that babies are so famous for slinging at innocent victims. You’ve been warned! Price: $12 each Available in sizes: One size fits most |
